Don’t Eat Me, I’m Not Kosher! (And Other Funny Things Your Charges Really Say) Part 2
It’s that time again! Wait for nap, grab your coffee, and get ready to LOL with the second installment of the funny things your charges really say!
“My sister nannies a ten-year-old boy. The other day he was trying to hit her with a ball and ended up throwing the ball and hitting the wall. Then the ball bounced off the wall and hit my sister and he yelled, ‘Oh my God, I hit it from behind!’"
-Sarah from Minnesota
I Can Handle It
“The boys I nanny for are four-year-old twins. Well Kid 2 was calling Kid 1 names in the back seat. We were all telling him he wasn't being nice, but he wasn't listening. Then Kid 1 said, ‘You are a great big bully!’ Kid 2 instantly started crying and Kid 1 said, ‘I guess I handled that one, guys.’”
-Amber from Michigan
Batteries Not Included
“One of my little boys a number of years ago was about two and a half years old when his five-year-old sister told him to turn on his listening ears. He promptly replied, ‘I can't; they need new batteries.’”
-Stacie from New Mexico
“I was sitting on the couch the other day drinking a bottled water when my charge, who is two years old, said, ‘Nanny, what are you drinking? Is that soda?’ I said, ‘No, it’s water.’ He then says, ‘Nanny, you can’t drink beer.’ So I said, ‘No, Nanny doesn’t like beer. Where did you hear about beer?’ To which he replied, ‘Daddy drinks beer and it makes his face smell like angel’s feet.’ Angel is his dog. I about died laughing after this.”
-Kimberly from Massachusetts
“I once was taking my charges to the botanical gardens, and there was a cement enclosure at the entrance where a man was taking tickets. My three-year-old charge looked in and said, ‘Sir, your house is so very small. Where do you sleep?’”
-Cindy from Colorado
Jesus Is Santa
“My charge was talking about wanting a new toy. We were in the car when he said he was going to wish Jesus would bring him one. I said, ‘Jesus isn’t Santa. You can’t ask for toys from Jesus.’ Then he says, ‘I wish to Santa Jesus for him to bring me the toy, amen.’"
-Lindsey from Michigan